Pure Romance just released a new toy collection called Seductive Spotlight! It is so amazing.
Here are the thoughts I had while it was being introduced.
Logo looks Asian.
Is it politically correct?
Seriously, what would they call that Station?
Why didn’t find that station on the show?
Can I just get the box?
Forget the Box! What’s that inside?
Purple and gold!
Wait! 24 carat gold? Craziness!
I hear the price of gold is going up. People will be collecting toys and burying them in their backyard.
Premiere! It’s like a new put a ring on it! In purple with gold.
A saddle! Finally!
Main Attraction – it’s the Executive only with ridges! And purple. With gold.
Do I need this $20,000 Hermes Birkin purse to match these toys? Or are the toys an accessory?
There are beads in the shaft?! So awesome.
These prices are GREAT! Like, seriously, I thought this new collection would be way more!