Obviously, it’s the LUBE we’re selling with this photo.
Now, Pure Romance doesn’t sell lube in 55 gallon drums and this if for two very good reasons.
- Our lubes are super concentrated and therefore, it would take several millennia to get through. This is a problem because:
- Lubricants have a shelf life. Do you really want to be putting something IN your body that is super old and expired. Please, replace your lubes once a year.
If you don’t, just imagine looking into your lube drum and seeing this:
You want to know what started the zombie apocalypse? Expired lube poisoning. Don’t do it.
So, what do you do with 55 gallons of lube?
I can only think of one thing: LUBE OLYMPICS.